70x7 Apparel

I Hate Salmon Sweatpants

$41.99

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Color: Black
Size: S

Size guide

Gildan 18500 Hoodie — measured flat, in inches
SizeChest widthBody length
S2027
M2228
L2429
XL2630
2XL2831
3XL3032
  • Chest width: armpit to armpit, laid flat.
  • Fit: classic unisex. Order your usual size for a relaxed fit, size up one for an oversized look.
  • Tip: lay your favorite hoodie flat and compare — it's the most reliable way to choose.

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These relaxed sweatpants are for people who move through long days and quiet nights with equal ease. Midweight and soft, they carry a subtle structure that keeps you feeling put-together without effort. The covered elastic waistband and drawcord settle in where you need them; ribbed ankle cuffs give a modern taper that layers well under boots or sneakers. Side pockets hold essentials while the smooth, low-pill fabric keeps the look clean. Wear them for slow mornings at home, late-night studio sessions, or when you need a reliable go-to after a long shift — they fit into routines rather than interrupting them.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability
- Covered elastic waistband with adjustable drawcord for a secure, customizable fit
- Elastic ribbed ankle cuffs for a tapered, contemporary silhouette
- Side pockets and tear-away label for everyday comfort and irritation-free wear
- MVS Air spun yarns for a smoother surface and reduced pilling, improving durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
The meaning behind the design

Every 70x7 design starts with a verse or a moment of grace. Wear it as a reminder — and an open door to a conversation.

Fabric & fit
  • Hoodies: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend™ — 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz fleece, classic unisex fit, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket
  • Tees and accessories: see the description above for exact fabric details
  • Every design is printed to order
Shipping & returns

Printed to order in 2–7 business days, then shipped with tracking (usually 3–8 business days in the US). US orders of $75+ ship free — applied automatically at checkout. Items printed in different places may arrive in separate packages.

If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll replace it free. See our full refund policy for returns.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

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